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I went up to New Seasons to get some groceries and was whistling along to the classical music coming over the store speakers. The checker looked up at me and said, “Is this Bach?” “I’m pretty sure it’s Vivaldi,” I said. He says, “1812.” “No,” I say, “The 1812 Overture is Tchaikovsky, this is Vivaldi’s …